Dear Pharaoh,
You are receiving this letter to inform you that you must indefinitely work as a maid at Domino Coffee. Enclosed with this package is a uniform in your size. Please be advised that you cannot simply quit. Whenever you'll be in the company of your friends, you shall act as though you are serving in a cafe (i.e. serving them tea, offering biscuits, and calling them master with the customs of Japanese maid cafes).I blink several times in disbelief after reading the letter. There must be a mistake. I can't work at a cafe. I'm the dead spirit of a pharaoh, and I don't even have an ID card or a birth certificate to be employed. Not only that, but I have no interest or time to work as a...did the letter say maid? I'm a man. This letter should be addressed to a lady. I shake my head as I place the letter on my aibou's desk. It's too silly for me to even take seriously. Besides, I've got more important things to take care of than worrying over prank letters. My aibou and I carry the responsibility of saving the world whenever evil shows up. I'll just ignore the letter and move on.
Although there is one thing that prevents me from forgetting that letter or even throwing it away. It's addressed to me since it says, "Dear Pharaoh." Not many people know about my existence, so whoever sent that letter must know who I am. But still, it could be a prank from Haga and Ryuuzaki. After all, they know who I am. However, just as I make the decision to consider that letter as a joke, I start to involuntarily remove my clothes to put on the outfit from the package. I've dealt with many strange powers in my life, but this is creepy. I have no control over my movements as I look at myself in the mirror with my bald head and the maid's outfit on. I look absolutely ridiculous. But what concerns me further is the fact that I seem to have lost control of my aibou's body. I frown at the realization that something or someone is controlling me!
After being forced to take the bus and stared at by all the passengers, I arrive at Domino Coffee against my will. Unfortunately for me, the humiliation is only starting.
"Hey, Pharaoh, did you decide to give up dueling and get in touch with your girl side? And what happened to your hair? I guess you decided that you didn't like it anymore!" I hear a familiar voice saying in between fits of laughter. Just great. It's Dinosaur Ryuuzaki.
I feel my face turn red with embarrassment, although there's also anger. "I am not giving up dueling, Ryuuzaki. My hair will grow back," I promptly reply. I would say more, but I don't want to lose any more pride.
"Well, okay. Keep telling yourself that, but Anzu will be here any minute now. Just wait until she sees you," he replies with a snicker.
Anzu will be here? And she'll see me like this?! Things just keep getting worse...
((A mysterious letter was sent to Yami, Ryuuzaki, Anzu, and Asuka informing them that they've been employed as maids for Anonymous Letters Week! :'D Yami was already upset at having become bald overnight, but now he's become a maid for an indefinite amount of time!
This goes with I'M NOT WEARING THIS!!!! I can't wait to see how Anzu and Asuka will react, too! ;w;))
